Sunday, August 7, 2011

OH NO! It's Raining, Guy




Sometimes it does this thing where the sky sweats, you know… it rains. 


Of course you do and you know that all it is, is water and if it gets on you it’s ok because it’ll dry up and there won’t be a single trace that it was ever there. Well… did you know there are people out there that act like rain is tiny droplets of lava pouring down to singe their exposed arm and destroy the interior of their car. And no not people who actually have a medical phobia of rain!


When this kind of customer comes through you have to be ready for the ultimate in stupidity. They give their identities away at the order box as you have to strain to hear them over the car engine and delicate pitter-patter of raindrops because they’re practically talking through the car window.

When they drive up they crack their window enough to get a couple fingers with coins out. You will have to sacrifice your dry arm to keep business going. Now here comes the best of the tricky parts. How does one get a large cup through a 2-inch crack?

Step 1 – remove lid (careful it’s still raining!)
Step 2 – dump out the coffee
Step 3 – flatten cardboard cup
Step 4 – pull the flat cup into the car carefully as some leftover coffee may drip and stain something in your car and then you’ll need to clean it with something that has the same properties as rain.
Step 5 – drive away you don’t deserve coffee




*Illustrations by Ally Mac @ http://blogginawkward.blogspot.com/
           

2 comments:

  1. I was hunting for this. Really refreshing tackle the information.

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  2. Thanks for stopping by Jessica!

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